Here's a short summary of our recent trip to Amsterdam, by Colin Larter (AKA Bobnob):

Good morning everybody

We have just returned from a sojourn to the delightful
city of Amsterdam; the windmills and tulips were
lovely, and the countless museums captivating.

Oddly enough, many of the people walking the
picturesque streets seemed to be dazed, and not
appreciative of the superb renaissance architecture, I
can't imagine why.

Farewell

the Dread Pirate Rogerson
Lord of the High Seas
Queen of Australia